Tuesday 26 May 2015

Black Dessert Closed Beta Stage 1 Free Key Giveaway (Russian)



The first Russian Closed Beta Test will be held from 28 May to 31 May and we have some keys for it to giveaway. To find the right answers for all Questions you may have to read our Black Desert Story Book first. You can find the first 3 Chapters here http://black-desert.com/book/
Good luck everyone!

http://black-desert.com/articles/russian-cb1-key-giveaway/
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Monday 25 May 2015

The Evil Within Sucks: 71 Seconds Of Pure Torture (Video)

I tried to play this nonsense half a dozen times prior to making this short video. Its only 71 seconds, and it does not need to be any longer than that to give every sane person out there sufficient reason not to play this garbage.

I expected reasonably moving horror story, similar to quality Resident Evil title perhaps. Instead, we have huge loading times. I have gaming and 3D design oriented custom built rig using GTX 780 Ti, 32 GB Ram, 8 core Intel, its blazing fast ... except when it comes to loading times in The Evil Within which give me enough time to go hunt a deer, skin it, cook it, have a shower, eat it, and have a coffee and a dessert.

First 10-20 minutes is extremely slow intro, I skipped recording that as every lets play has it at start, so just go watch it in any of them. Running is disabled, combat is disabled, its just walking very slowly, then getting leg busted up, so now its slower than walking ... perhaps it gets better eventually, I do not know, nor do I care as first hour in The Evil Within is something perhaps designed to be used as a method of torture in Guantanamo Bay.






The Evil Within Sucks: 71 Seconds Of Pure Torture by jackhunterxxx

Tuesday 19 May 2015

Warhammer End Times - Vermintide Pre-Alpha Sneak Peek Trailer GDC 2015



Warhammer: The End Times Vermintide


 Warhammer  End Times - Vermintide is upcoming first person shooter set in Warhammer (the original, medieval type one, not 40k, which is what makes this unique).



Warhammer End Times - Vermintide Pre-Alpha... by jackhunterxxx

Saturday 16 May 2015

Betrayer Shovel Spade Location



This game is just great. Its a story set in what, to me, looks like version of Roanoke Colony. If you've never heard of Roanoke Colony, you can read about that here: Roanoke Colony.

There are hundreds of mini sub-quests built in, almost all optional. 

Saturday 9 May 2015

Dex 2D Cyberpunk Adventure Revisited ... and its full of bugs and bad design decisions!

When a game tells you to press F5 to save, you kinda assume that it means it saves, right? Not if that game is Dex. In Dex "save game" means "back up your autosave". That would not even be so bad, except that Dex uses checkpoint system where all your progress in a level is wiped if you "save" and come back. Some conversations are very lengthy, and when you reload, you must redo ALL of it again. That could mean wasting 30 minutes of your life every time you quit session, or die.

And dying in Dex is stupidly easy. You do not actually need to try to die. It just happens. You jump, not far enough, oops, you plummeted to your death. Every 5 feet. One hour in and I might be world record holder in deaths from falling into bottomless chasms. Every time that happens, its back to redoing all the conversations.

Wednesday 6 May 2015

Warhammer 40k Regicide: Yet another stupid abuse of Warhammer IP (Early Access Video of Regicide)

While all the fans are waiting for actual, computer version of tabletop, Games Workshop keeps having idiots make bad games using its flagship IP.

I like Warhammer, I also like Warhammer 40k, and Necromunda, Blood Bowl and Space Hulk not so much, but they are still all solid games. They work, people love them, there is built in fanbase that will buy them as they come out.

MMO free to play with microtransactions would be logical direction to take Warhammer franchises. Instead, these dum dums go ahead and make some garbage Chess ripoff nonsense, right after making Plants vs Zombies ripoff and Panzer General ripoff using W40K IP.

Whoever is making these decisions needs to be sacked, fired, kicked off the island, because guy is an idiot.

There are MILLIONS of people who are currently not playing Warhammer nor Warhammer 40k miniatures games because of need to assemble and paint armies. Thats MILLIONS who would try and invest their hard earned cash into online version. Yet, they are ripping off ideas of other games rather than just do what they did right to begin with. Its stupid.

My opinion on Warhammer 40k Regicide is that it SUCKS and that nobody sane should waste money on it. But heres a video so you can see how lame job they do on tutorial aspect. Seriously, its like they go out of their way to hire dumbest people to do this.





Warhammer 40K Regicide HD 1920 First Look Early... by jackhunterxxx

Sunday 3 May 2015

Guns, Gore and Cannoli

Its a standard platformer, with Italian Mafia Gang Warfare meets the Zombies spin.

Some people might like this, I found it bit too repetitive, and after about an hour in I ran into a boss where game difficulty just ridiculously ramps up. If game drew me in more, maybe i'd feel like investing more time into beating it, but as is, I was already feeling like removing it off of my hard drive after 20 minutes, and several times beyond that.

In my opinion, it would be far better game if it allowed levelling up, skill trees, and other ways of improving character rather than just giving bunch of weapons with very limited ammo. No character progression makes for a dull game.








Friday 1 May 2015

Cabal 2 Closed Beta : Starts April 30th 2015

Cabal 2 Closed Beta Sign-Ups Begin

Cabal II is the sequel to Cabal Online, a popular sci-fi/fantasy MMORPG that hosts nearly 30 million players from over 60 countries worldwide. The game is scheduled to launch later this Spring and the closed beta is set to kick off in late April. Players can find out more and sign up for beta at http://www.cabal2.com.